Whatsapp Status

Today I am going to upload all in one post for whatsapp status for you. this post will be updated daily with latest message and quotes.This status and quotes are divided in the following categories.1. Status in One line2. Whatsapp Status in Hindi3. Cool Status for Whatsapp4. Attitude Whatsapp Status5. Love Status for Whatsapp6. Break Up Status

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1. Whatsapp Status in one lineAin’t no sandwich when she’s goneShow me on the back of your mini van window where your life went wrong.I’m growing a mullet to test our friendship.You are the reason of someone's smile.Taco Bell has so many festive names for the same three ingredients.Always respect if want to get the same.I’ll love you till my final breath.If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)Ek gira hua parkash stamb kisi chattan se adhik khatrnak hota hai.Summer is real cute until every fucking type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell!Me mangi si maut rab toh, ote menu pyaar ch pa ditta.Beauty disappear After Time, But Personality remains forever!Life is short smile while you still have teethRoses Are Red Violets Are Blue, You've Made All My Dreams Come True!If a guy messes up, there is nothing he can say to fix the issue. If a girl messes up, the guy somehow messed up too and she plays victim.If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.I was pro life before I met youI would call my fashion style: “clothes that still fit.”I’m getting my demons some exorcise equipment.You had me at 0 mutual friends.If you are player then I’m the GAME.You can disturb me….I’m available. :DHey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :DSome people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.I’ve mastered the art of pretending to be tired instead of admitting I’m sad.Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.I don't get drunk, i get awesome.{4# One line status}I don't insult people, I just define them.Ain’t no sandwich when she’s goneRules are made to be break.Always respects your self-respect and be proud.You have the perfect face for radio.I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl.Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.Agar koi nanga aadmi apni shirt de thoda dur rhiye us se.Sher ko ghas doge gode ko mas doge 2no. mar jayenge.{50#whatsapp status in one line}That moment when you realize your day was a complete waste of makeup.I can confirm that crying is an actual step in the process of doing math.Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.You’re not over it if it still makes you angry.

2. Whatsapp Status in Hindi

If you want to update your status in hindi language here is the collection for you.3. Cool Status for whatsappToo bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.That awesome moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know exactly what you are thinking and both laugh.I hate that sinking feeling you get after reading or hearing something you wish you hadn’t.Taco Bell has so many festive names for the same three ingredients.Always respect if want to get the same.I’ll love you till my final breath.Summer is real cute until every fucking type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell!I don't insult people, I just define them.Me mangi si maut rab toh, ote menu pyaar ch pa ditta.Beauty disappear After Time, But Personality remains forever!Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, You've Made All My Dreams Come True!If a guy messes up, there is nothing he can say to fix the issue. If a girl messes up, the guy somehow messed up too and she plays victim.Ek gira hua parkash stamb kisi chattan se adhik khatrnak hota hai.Credit cards are very dangerous. Every time I try to use one, someone starts chasing me with scissors.Sher ko ghas doge gode ko mas doge 2no. mar jayenge.Agar koi nanga aadmi apni shirt de thoda dur rhiye us se.Dastane pehene wali bile cuhe nahi pakdti.Jo kbhi pasa nahi feknta vo kbhi 6ka marne ki ummid nahi kar skta.Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI...Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Please Do This Now.I got 99 problems and I can’t remember any of them so I guess that makes a hundred.If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.I accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.There’s no business like minding your own.One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.Hurt me with a truth, don't comfort me with a lie. My best friends are the ones that have the most dirt on me.Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.Sadi ke bad dusro ki bivi jyada khubsurat lagti hai.4. Attitude Status For WhatsappShow your attitude by updating these status for whatsappAag Lagana Meri Fitrat Mein Nahi,Meri Saadgi Se Log Jale To Mera Kya Kusoor…!!Mahange Kapde Aapke Badan Ko To Dhak Sakte Hai,Laekin Aapki Sasti Soch Chhipa Nahi Sakte…!!Aa Gaya Hu Teri Mehfil Mein Is Khayal Se,Kahi Pachhta Na Rahe Ho Mehfil Se Nikal Ke…!!meri aakho ke jadu se abhi tum kaha wakif ho,ham use bhi jina sikha dete hain jise marne ka souk ho…!!taaj ki fikar to badhshah ko hoti hain,ham to aahir hai,aahir apmni riyasat khud lekar chalte hain…!!Mahsus Jab Hua Ki Sara Shahar,Mujhse Jalne Laga Hain,I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :PStop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :PTab Smajh Aa Gaya Ki Apna Naam Bhi,I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONTAttitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it JSo you’re checking my status… :DI hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/I never prove to be good enough I'm not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I'll be smart enough to let you go.Take me as I am or watch me as I go.My attitude based on how you treat me.I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.When Sum One Hates You for no reason.................Give them a reason :P :D _!_Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.comThe greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t ;)I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.Khairat Me To Ham Tumhari Mohabbat Bhi Na Le…!!"My attitude depends on the people in front of me....""  Take me as I am or watch me as I go.Chalne Laga Hain…!! Haq Se Do To Teri Nafrat Bhi Kubul Hain Hame,The biggest slap to your enemies is your successI always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early. 

 

5. Love Status For Whatsapp·         ·         I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning.....·         Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.      That moment when you realize your day was a complete waste of makeup.·         I can confirm that crying is an actual step in the process of doing math.·         I’m getting my demons some exorcise equipment.(1#Funny Whatsapp Status)·         You had me at 0 mutual friends.·         I’ve mastered the art of pretending to be tired instead of admitting I’m sad.·         3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep??  No I’m Skydiving.·         All my life a thought air was free...Until I bought a bag of chips.·         Marriage means silent suicide..     I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t.·         *forgets what I’m talking about halfway through a sentence*·         Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday....  I would call my fashion style: “clothes that still fit.”Trust me you will dance- Alcohol3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and WhatsappGreat power comes with great electricity bills. Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid.You have the perfect face for radio.  I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. (2#Funny Whatsapp Status)Only brain is works more...if you use it more.Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.Do you still hate me?? I don't care!!Love is not who you can see yourself with. It is who you can’t see yourself without.Love is a form of AMNESIA when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world.Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.LOVE is when you don’t know why you seem to be attracted to that person.Its so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you.Everybody knows how to love but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.It’s amazing how stupid you can be when you are in love.I only want you to love me........Latest whatsapp statusLove is not what the mind thinks, but what the heart feels.Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by heart.Once you care about a person, it’s impossible to be logical about them anymore.Why is it that we love the ones who ignore us and ignore the ones who love us?Hi … A word that is too simple. But admit it, This is where the love starts :)Just b’coz someone tells you they love you doesn’t mean they actually do.I love it when I see old couples in love b’coz it makes me believe that TRUE LOVE does exist.It takes a strong heart to LOVE but it takes an even stronger heart to LOVE after its been BROKEN.One thing is for sure, Love keeps us going when everything else stops moving.Nothing is perfect in love. If you expect it to be, better be ready for disappointment.LOVE does not need to be perfect. It just needs to be TRUE.Someone still loves you more than anything else.......best whatsapp statusLove is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.Love is just a word. But when your BF says it, they give it a meaning.True love can be felt more in the silence than in the words.I finally got my past, present and future correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever.True love does not have a happy ending, because true love never ends.Love happens whether you want it to or not. Don’t try to control it.Yes I know, with you I will be in love foreverWe can only know love by loving.Love is sweet when its new, but sweeter when its true.Love is like quicksand. The more you are in it the deeper you sink.What was the point of having unending life if that life was without love?Love is not blind. It just only sees what matters.Love can do nothing, but without it nothing can be done.The worst feeling in the world is giving all the love you have and knowing it will never be returned.Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness :)It is a risk to love. What if it doesnt work out? but what if it does?Love because it is the only true adventure.You and love came to my life at the very same moment.There is no true love and false love. What you feel as love is love.I was looking for love until I found you.When guys lie, they say they love you. When girls lie, they say they don’t.Love makes two equal to eleven and one equal to nothing.I can love anyone like the way I loved you but no one can love you the way I did.To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.Love cures people – Both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love. Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells. Life is short smile while you still have teeth. I was pro life before I met youEveryone else thinks you’re an asshole. I don't get drunk, i get awesome.Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)If Monday had a face, I would punch it. Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone. I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.6. Break Up Statushere are the some best breakup status for boys and girls for broken heartWants to remind you that even though you can not go back and make a brand new start, you can always start now and make a brand new ending.A breakup is like a broken mirror. it is better to have it broken then hurt yourself to fix it.People say foloow your heart.. but which way do you go when your heart breaks onto two ?Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.heart I will still always love you. So goodbye..Dear Insomnia..I think we really need to break-up…I don’t love you anymore…I wish you weren’t in my dreams.If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.Just give me time and I will get over you.Relationships are very simple. there are only two things that can happen.you either get merried or you break up.The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice. I’ll say goodbye this one last time. But know that I’m not really saying goodbye because in my There comes a time when walking away is the best for everyone. Sometimes two people have to fall apart to realise how much they need to fall back together.It’s not just the goodbyes that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow..Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.Dear Bad luck ...lets break upIt’s better to dream of something you may never have than to lose something you always dreamed of having.